Binjapton is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident tortoise.

Binjapton created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binjapton, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Binjapton, he will turn you into a rock.

Binjapton's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Binjapton's Holy Commandments

1. Binjapton loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not run in public.