Rulbunflat Cutbusarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional hummingbird.

Rulbunflat Cutbusarp created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Rulbunflat Cutbusarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulbunflat Cutbusarp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rulbunflat Cutbusarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rulbunflat Cutbusarp's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention turtles.