Paklanhim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able mole.

Paklanhim created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paklanhim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Paklanhim, it will make you grow a tail.

Paklanhim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Paklanhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.