Cadsandgep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, happy human.

Cadsandgep created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadsandgep, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cadsandgep, she will turn you into a rat.

Cadsandgep's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cadsandgep's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.