Yamfabjig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless goblin.

Yamfabjig created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfabjig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamfabjig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yamfabjig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yamfabjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yamfabjig's name in vain.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Run away if five moths approach from the east.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Yamfabjig must be the most important thing in your life.