Fonhimfud is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited salamander.

Fonhimfud created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonhimfud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fonhimfud, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fonhimfud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fonhimfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.