Podjadstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast hare.

Podjadstaf created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Podjadstaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Podjadstaf, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Podjadstaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Podjadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Podjadstaf.

5. Never write about moons.