Podjadstaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, fast
hare.
Podjadstaf created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Podjadstaf, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Podjadstaf, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Podjadstaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Podjadstaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Podjadstaf.
5. Never write about moons.