Bestbestgup is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable whale.

Bestbestgup created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bestbestgup, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestbestgup, he will be very unhappy.

Bestbestgup's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bestbestgup's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your hands yellow.