Ransanflab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, wise manatee.

Ransanflab created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ransanflab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ransanflab, it will curse you with boils.

Ransanflab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ransanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.