Gannibveg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish skunk.

Gannibveg created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Gannibveg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gannibveg, she will ignore you.

Gannibveg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gannibveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if nine seals approach from the south.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.