Nurlbumnut is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless
hippopotamus.
Nurlbumnut created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlbumnut, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Nurlbumnut, it will turn you into a mole.
Nurlbumnut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Nurlbumnut's Holy Commandments1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never talk about frogs.
3. Hide from brown birds for they are unholy.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing violet ear rings.