Bossmumtof is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent mongoose.

Bossmumtof created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bossmumtof, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossmumtof, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bossmumtof's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bossmumtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red ear rings.

2. Run away if nine snails approach from the south.

3. Bossmumtof must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.