Misquillpid Cussfadgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent wombat.

Misquillpid Cussfadgil created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misquillpid Cussfadgil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Misquillpid Cussfadgil, it will laugh at you.

Misquillpid Cussfadgil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Misquillpid Cussfadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Put Misquillpid Cussfadgil first in all things.

5. Always help gulls.