Wodhun is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, annoying
narwhal.
Wodhun created the solar system twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Wodhun, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Wodhun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Wodhun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Wodhun's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Wodhun on top of important buildings.
3. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.
4. Never talk about ultrasonics.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.