Wodhun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, annoying narwhal.

Wodhun created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodhun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodhun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodhun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Wodhun on top of important buildings.

3. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.