Cetsisbig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced rhinoceros.

Cetsisbig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Cetsisbig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cetsisbig, she will torture you forever.

Cetsisbig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cetsisbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.