Cutfitbim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident mink.

Cutfitbim created light two years ago.

If you believe in Cutfitbim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutfitbim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cutfitbim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cutfitbim's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Cutfitbim loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six carbon spheres on your arms.