Rowatcip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fussy monkey.

Rowatcip created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowatcip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowatcip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rowatcip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rowatcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Rowatcip loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Feed all hungry voles.