Hugbotdot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless beaver.

Hugbotdot created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Hugbotdot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hugbotdot, it will curse you with boils.

Hugbotdot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hugbotdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hugbotdot's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.