Betlidtit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating crane.

Betlidtit created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betlidtit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Betlidtit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Betlidtit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Betlidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.