Wikcusswit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical ant.

Wikcusswit created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcusswit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wikcusswit, he will come to you in dreams.

Wikcusswit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wikcusswit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikcusswit.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.