Bonluncud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, egotistical skunk.

Bonluncud created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonluncud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonluncud, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bonluncud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bonluncud's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing turquoise trousers.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Put Bonluncud first in all things.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.