Nurlfenort is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable rhinoceros.

Nurlfenort created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfenort, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurlfenort, it will turn you into a rat.

Nurlfenort's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nurlfenort's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.