Wit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional rhinoceros.

Wit created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Wit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Do not shave your neck.