Veengubflatgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust badger.

Veengubflatgeb created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veengubflatgeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Veengubflatgeb, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Veengubflatgeb's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Veengubflatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Veengubflatgeb in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never hop in holy places.