Pib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil pigeon.

Pib created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Pib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pib, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Pib's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pib.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing red coats and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sprint near snakes.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing purple corsets.