Fligmisbat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise
rat.
Fligmisbat created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fligmisbat, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Fligmisbat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Fligmisbat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Fligmisbat's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Fligmisbat.
2. Never sing in the presence of capybaras.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never wear shoes.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.