Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful unicorn.

Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Worship no other gods but Bigfittunwoncenbotyoknak.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Always help sick dolphins.