Fotyarpnarmab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented cobra.

Fotyarpnarmab created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotyarpnarmab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotyarpnarmab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fotyarpnarmab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fotyarpnarmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep seven whales in a large pit.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not hurt great tits.