Bonksogdag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless toad.

Bonksogdag created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonksogdag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonksogdag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bonksogdag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bonksogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Bonksogdag loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Put Bonksogdag first in all things.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.