Sognigarf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered frog.

Sognigarf created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognigarf, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sognigarf, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sognigarf's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sognigarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.