Hivzenpig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, smart guinea pig.

Hivzenpig created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivzenpig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hivzenpig, he will not care.

Hivzenpig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hivzenpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not kill dogs.