Bigzedflap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical mongoose.

Bigzedflap created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigzedflap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bigzedflap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bigzedflap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bigzedflap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bigzedflap first in all things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Bigzedflap's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never eat green fruit.