Rullcungad Sancud Dabzakhen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic mongoose.

Rullcungad Sancud Dabzakhen created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcungad Sancud Dabzakhen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullcungad Sancud Dabzakhen, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rullcungad Sancud Dabzakhen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rullcungad Sancud Dabzakhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to mites while wearing ear rings.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.