Bamvabpadnuttfossarm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying mouse.

Bamvabpadnuttfossarm created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamvabpadnuttfossarm, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamvabpadnuttfossarm, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bamvabpadnuttfossarm's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bamvabpadnuttfossarm's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bamvabpadnuttfossarm on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.