Tagsissogcintafzigfen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering salamander.

Tagsissogcintafzigfen created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagsissogcintafzigfen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tagsissogcintafzigfen, it will manifest in front of you.

Tagsissogcintafzigfen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tagsissogcintafzigfen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tagsissogcintafzigfen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Tagsissogcintafzigfen.

5. Tagsissogcintafzigfen must be the most important thing in your life.