Pomcitfit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair grasshopper.

Pomcitfit created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcitfit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pomcitfit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pomcitfit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pomcitfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Pomcitfit in the centre of the settlement.