Volpadkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing human.

Volpadkim created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volpadkim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Volpadkim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Volpadkim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Volpadkim's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Volpadkim.