Rillgepsab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome slug.

Rillgepsab created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgepsab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillgepsab, it will remove you from existence.

Rillgepsab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rillgepsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.