Tigcitlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, conceited hyena.

Tigcitlarg created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigcitlarg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tigcitlarg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tigcitlarg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tigcitlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Never talk about fire.