Mumarfhan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm owl.

Mumarfhan created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumarfhan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mumarfhan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Mumarfhan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mumarfhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near geese while wearing green kilts and balancing six silicon spheres on your face.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumarfhan.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.