Tipyattagced is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, effective mouse.

Tipyattagced created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipyattagced, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tipyattagced, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipyattagced's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Tipyattagced's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tipyattagced first in all things.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink alcohol.