Janbedbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving tortoise.

Janbedbun created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Janbedbun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Janbedbun, it will not invite you to parties.

Janbedbun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Janbedbun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six birds approach from the east.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not take Janbedbun's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.