Mablapban is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring gnu.

Mablapban created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablapban, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mablapban, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mablapban's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mablapban's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mablapban's priests.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.