Watcunrat is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind
spider.
Watcunrat created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Watcunrat, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Watcunrat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Watcunrat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Watcunrat's Holy Commandments1. Run away from gray gulls, for they are unholy.
2. You must love Watcunrat.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watcunrat.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never talk about dark matter.