Spaggonjat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful cobra.

Spaggonjat created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spaggonjat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spaggonjat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Spaggonjat's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Spaggonjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Spaggonjat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear green shorts.