Fadshavgad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, charitable salamander.

Fadshavgad created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadshavgad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadshavgad, it will turn you into a worm.

Fadshavgad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fadshavgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear cyan tights.

3. Worship no other gods but Fadshavgad.

4. You must love Fadshavgad.

5. Never run in holy places.