Lamcab Targbisscub Dincennat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever wasp.

Lamcab Targbisscub Dincennat created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lamcab Targbisscub Dincennat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lamcab Targbisscub Dincennat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamcab Targbisscub Dincennat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lamcab Targbisscub Dincennat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near tortoises while wearing pink jumpers and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.