Megvonnart is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving snake.

Megvonnart created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megvonnart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Megvonnart, he will think nothing of it.

Megvonnart's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Megvonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Megvonnart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Megvonnart's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.