Dibmatrip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying walrus.

Dibmatrip created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibmatrip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dibmatrip, he will try to impress you with trees.

Dibmatrip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dibmatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Always wear orange.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.