Dibfum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair monkey.

Dibfum created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibfum, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dibfum, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dibfum's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dibfum's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.